Thursday, August 21, 2008

Him and his Hollywood Buddies

Last night I dreamt that while I was Djing a party, I was accosted by Tom Cruise. He said that the next song on my list better be a Fonzie song from Happy Days. I sarcastically thanked him and his "Hollywood buddies" for ruining my summer and then proceeded to mock him while mimicking one of his masturbation sessions, shouting, "oooh Xenu, I'm clear! I'm Thetan!" Then I punched him in the throat and he coughed and sputtered trying to stand up straight.