JCI Mail Order Brides

Claire and I saw two Eastern European mail-order brides pull into James Coney Island in their new Mercedes today. They've obviously acclimated well as they ordered with confidence and with cheese. One of them wore a white dress that was so sheer, you could see her light blue thong rather plainly. Are men really that hard-pressed to find eligible women? Maybe I've got it all wrong, but if this is the brave new world, I don't think I want to be part of it.